Samantha's pictures removed as per Samantha.

(I am trying to convince her to have me put her pictures back up).

The following are photographs of my 1978 Jaguar XJ-S.

One day a teacher read the story Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer.

She read,".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?" One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy Shit! A talking chicken!'"


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